sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

(via delicate-destruction)

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad, via delicate-destruction)

phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

(Source: this-episode, via guy)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via pizza)

ifidosaysomy-self:

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

The scary thing about this is that I’ve actually felt this sadness before…

(via scars-scars-scars-scars)

(Source: ughcallmelottie, via pizza)

whatsacanada:

they should’ve made this the new anonymous icon

image

(via guy)

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

(via pizza)

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking