cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

(via thatawkwardfriend)

megaparsecs:

we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be 

(via airlinefoocl)

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

(Source: noneuclidean, via airlinefoocl)

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(via guy)

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

(via joshpeck)

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 
bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

coward:

some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell

(Source: scottish, via ifimaysay)

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

(via toboldlyfuckingo)

third-personomniscient:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

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I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

(via hello-tis-kan)